by Guleraana Mir

'Ever feel like you are constantly disappointing people?’


 Meet Rumi, a British Pakistani woman who’s referred to as a ‘Coconut’ (brown on the outside, white on the inside) by the rest of the community. Born and brought up as a Muslim, Rumi spends more time enjoying fine wine and bacon than at the mosque. So when she meets Simon, a white guy, she hopes that his decision to convert to Islam will be enough to keep everyone happy. However, as Simon begins to explore his faith, Rumi’s world spins off its axis in ways she could never have predicted. How far will she go to preserve her identity?


*11th-28th April  Ovalhouse, London, 52-54 Kennington, Oval, London, SE11 5SW 

Tel: 020 7582 7680

**16th May  ARC Stockton Arts Centre, Stockton on Tees Dovecot Street, Stockton on Tees, TS18 1LL

Tel:  01642 525199

*19th May  Derby Theatre, Derby, 15 Theatre Walk, St Peter’s Quarter, Derby, DE1 2NF  Tel:  01332 59 39 39

24th May  Oldham Coliseum, Oldham, Fairbottom Street, Oldham, OL1 3SW  Tel: 0161 624 2829

26th May  The Curve Slough, William Street, Slough, SL1 1XY  Email:

*18th June  Guildhall Arts Centre, Grantham, St. Peter’s Hill, Grantham, NG31 6PZ          Tel: 01476 406158

*19th June    Brewhouse Arts Centre, Burton Upon Trent, Union Street, Burton Upon Trent, DE14 1EB                    Tel:  01283 508100


25th June Old Fire Station, Oxford, 40 George Street, Oxford, OX1 2AQ (as part of Offbeat Festival)                               Tel: 01865 263990 

*27th June  Lincoln Drill Hall, Lincoln, Freeschool Lane, Lincoln, LN2 1EY

Tel: 01522 873894

*28th June  Old Library, Mansfield, Leeming Street, Mansfield, NG18 1NG

Tel:  01623 644 377

*29th June  South Holland Centre, Spalding, 23 Market Place, Spalding, Lincolnshire, PE11 1SS         Tel:  01775 764777

*30th June  Attenborough Arts Centre, Leicester, University of Leicester, Lancaster Road, Leicester, LE1 Thelmas and Ovalhouse: Coconut

Tel:  0116 252 2455

* - performances will be captioned by The Difference Engine. Please enquire at the box office for more detials

** - this performance will BSL interpreted. 




The Thelmas are very grateful for the support of Arts Council England, Ovahlouse Theatre, In Good Company, New Diorama Theatre's BAMER programme, Diorama Arts Studios and Park Theatre's Accelerator programme in the development of COCONUT. 

COCONUT started it's life as a 15 minute one-woman short as part of Ladylogue! in 2014. 

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